ISAAC HAYES - "Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic" -

ISAAC HAYES – Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic is ripped from vinyl “Hot Buttered Soul” 1969. And this is what I call down-and-dirty gut-bucket funktified soul. …with a crazy twisted piano, baritone sax, covered with hot butter and slathered on a golden shaft. The true definition of Rhythm and Blues. It doesn’t get any more funky and sexual than this. When I hear the new-school guys hitting those feminine-like high-notes on the radio, I turn that sh*t right off and turn to the old-school musicians with the deep manly voices that sound like velvet rolling off their tongues onto my cl*t. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what you call unmanufactured pure unadulterated soulful music. The kind that makes you wanna drop your drawers and get busy.

I’m praying for the day that this deep-voiced and metaphorical lyricism returns to the airwaves and is re-pronounced as real R&B music. No offense, but these young bird-chested autotuned guys we’re hearing now are cute, but they don’t turn me on even though all they sing about is sex. New R&B is missing testosterone, refinement, and subtlety. Let’s bring the funk back. Let’s bring the masculinity back into R&B. Just because you’re singing about crushing a million women, doesn’t make it sexy… and it doesn’t get me wet. Makes me think you should just keep your business to yourself. Sorry boys, but if girls want to get wet, they will just visit https://www.nu-bay.com/ from now on. You’re just not doing it for us anymore. Come again dudes. Come with something less cliche. Something “Cerbral” like Isaac Hayes is singing about.

Check below for the rap superstars who sampled this Isaac’s classic hit. Shoutout to Ice Cube, DJ Quik, N.W.A, and he Game. RIP Isaac Hayes